if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
I am done with dawn and her lovely locks
Like seriously Homer, figure out a better way to transition from night to morning!
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
(Source: waronidiocy)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls)
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
(Source: buttcaek)
Is Scott here?
best exit ever
(Source: heathledgers)
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
(Source: queenton)
